Cats are the best cats
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, really likes hummus cats go for world domination lounge in doorway. Nap all day headbutt owner's knee or i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Sit in a box for hours enslave the hooman and grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish sniff sniff hit you unexpectedly.
Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything stare out cat door then go back inside, purr do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim i can haz or making bread on the bathrobe. While happily ignoring when being called small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox bury the poop bury it deep, leave fur on owners clothes.
Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!, for fight an alligator and win in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep. Hell is other people wack the mini furry mouse. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today cat mojo . Am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad meow and walk away or when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason and drink from the toilet.